October 31

Good advice is always the most successful when it follows a bad scare. (Best-Loved Humor of the LDS People, p. 7)

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During the great depression, a prominent banker approached J. Golden Kimball, who was known to swear on occasion. “Brother Kimball,” he said, “you really shouldn’t swear in our Church gatherings.”

Elder Kimball had a ready response: “I don’t think this is a time for bankers to be giving advice to anybody.” (Best-Loved Humor of the LDS People, p. 7)

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The hardest thing about being humble is that you can’t brag about it. (Best-Loved Humor of the LDS People, p. 110)

Mormon Life  , p. 15