December 5

Ward members bowed their heads reverently as the sacrament was blessed and then carried to the priesthood holders sitting on the stand. Six-year-old Victor...continued watching with great interest as the bishopric partook of the sacrament. Then he leaned over to his mother and whispered, “Mom, when a person gets to be Bishop, does he get to take all the bread he wants?” (Mormon Mishaps and Mischief, by D.N. Giles and C.L. Beck, p. 3)

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A young boy wanted a little brother. One day, while riding in the car with his mother, she read a billboard promoting a motel’s special rate. “Kids are free,” the advertisement read.

The young lad’s face suddenly brightened. “Oh, Mom,” he excitedly said, “Can we stop and get one?” (Stories and Jokes of Mormon Folks, compiled by Bruce E. Dana, p. 42)

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You have probably read the Book of Mormon if:

You’ve ever wondered what a curelom or cummom looked like.

While relating a story to friends, you catch yourself repeatedly using the phrase, “And it came to pass.”

You are hopeful that someday your weaknesses will be your strengths. (Latter-day Saint Wit and Wisdom, by David J. Brown, p. 54)

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The “ninth beatitude,” invented by Alexander Pope: “Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed.” (Best-Loved Humor of the LDS People, p. 82)

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One time Brother Kimball was asked by a friend how many people work in the Church Office Building. Brother Kimball replied, “How many people work in the Church Office Building? Oh, I would say about one-third of them.” (The J. Golden Kimball Stories, by Eric A. Eliason, p. 75)

So, You’re a Primary Teacher , p. 33

So, You’re a Primary Teacher, p. 33