January 23

Which animal took the most luggage into the ark and which took the least?

The elephant took a trunk, the fox and the cock took a brush and comb between them.

At what time of day was Adam created?

A little before Eve. (G-Rated Jokes and Other Rarities, by Alma Heaton, p. 26)

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While at her grandmother’s home, a five-year-old noticed some skywriting. Having been taught that Heavenly Father can communicate to his children on earth in various ways, this granddaughter asked her grandmother, “Is God writing to us?” (Stories and Jokes of Mormon Folks, compiled by Bruce E. Dana, p. 93)

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Methuselah was a great grandson of Adam and lived to be 969 years old, the oldest man ever.

After not seeing him for 100 years, did anyone ever compliment him saying, “You haven’t aged a bit.”

How good was his memory? (Latter-day Saint Wit and Wisdom, by David J. Brown, p. 81)

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Two missionaries who had been out tracting all day knocked on yet another door. When the lady of the house answered, she took one look at them and slammed the door. Tired of being rejected, the missionaries decided to try something new. They ran around to the back door and knocked. The same woman answered, but before she could slam the door again, the elder said, “Boy! We hope you are not as mean as the lady in front!” (Best-Loved Humor of the LDS People, p. 147)

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J. Golden Kimball used to say, “Before I went on my mission, I was such an ignoramus. I thought ‘epistles’ were the wives of apostles. The gospel must be true or ignoramus missionaries like me would have ruined it a long time ago.” (The J. Golden Kimball Stories, by Eric A. Eliason, p. 66)

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Mormon Life,  p. 33

Mormon Life, p. 33